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i hate auto correct so much

i accidentally text my grandmother saying ‘sex tonight’

i meant tomorrow

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In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her 

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